Will & Grace (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
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Quotes
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Rob : [Playing $25,000 Pyramid] Go!
Will Truman : Ok, ok. Uh...
[Reading the Card]
Will Truman : Oh, driftwood. Uh... John Wayne. Your parents' marriage.
Grace Adler : Things that are dead.
Will Truman : Yes. Uh... my one night stand on Fire Island.
Grace Adler : Latin things!
Will Truman : Good. Uh... The postcard I sent you from Italy. Uh, "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M
Grace Adler : Oh! Things that make you cry!
Will Truman : Yes. Um... Professor Gopnick's teeth...
Grace Adler : Things that are yellow!
Will Truman : Yes. And, uh... a cane. Uh, uh, a railing.
Grace Adler : Huh? No, come on, give me another clue!
Will Truman : Uh... each other.
Grace Adler : Things that you lean on!
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Ellen : So, Will, have you seen Michael since you two broke up?
Will Truman : Uh...
Grace Adler : No, he hasn't, but I have. Michael's not doing well. He got fat, he's depressed, cheap haircuts, not good. Actually it's really sad.
Rob : What are you talking about? I just saw him. He looks great.
Grace Adler : Uh, Rob... you're dismissed.
Will Truman : Thanks for trying, sweetie.
Grace Adler : His haircut really was awful.
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Will Truman : Huh! Honey, I don't need your man. I got George Clooney.
Grace Adler : Sorry, babe. He doesn't bat for your team.
Will Truman : Well... He hasn't seen me pitch.
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Will Truman : Another night alone with my clicker.
Grace Adler : Oh, is that what the kids are calling it?
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Will Truman : [the scene cuts between the two apartments; Will is watching TV and talking to Grace on the phone] What are you doing?
Grace Adler : Hanging out.
Will Truman : Come over.
Grace Adler : Will, I can't.
Will Truman : Come on, Grace. You know you want to.
Grace Adler : Of course I want to, but...
Will Truman : It's going to be a good one. I can feel it.
Grace Adler : It's always good. Still...
Will Truman : You're not going to come over, you want me to, uh... talk you through it?
Grace Adler : It's tempting, but I think I'll watch ER here.
Will Truman : Another night alone with my clicker.
Grace Adler : Oh, is that what the kids are calling it? So, I went back to the sale today.
Will Truman : Yeah. Did you get that black, flowy thing?
Grace Adler : No, you were right. It's too "Stevie Nicks: The Heavy Years."
Will Truman : Eriq La Salle just smiled.
Grace Adler : Really?
Will Truman : No. Did you buy anything?
Grace Adler : Yeah. I got a great camisole.
Will Truman : Yeah? Sexy?
Danny : [Walking By] I'm going to sleep.
Grace Adler : Ask me in the morning.
Will Truman : Was that Danny?
Grace Adler : Yeah. Jealous?
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Will's Secretary - Ellen : [Over the Intercom]
[Buzz]
Will's Secretary - Ellen : Will, it's Grace on line one.
Will Truman : Hey.
Grace Adler : Can I stay at your apartment again tonight?
Will Truman : Of course. As long as you want. What are you doing?
Grace Adler : I'm looking for tissues.
Will Truman : Have your assistant get them for you.
Grace Adler : She's late again.
Will Truman : [Scoffs] Oh! Fire her already.
Grace Adler : I'm not going to fire Karen. Her social contacts keep my business afloat.
Will Truman : Why does she even work? I mean, isn't she worth, like, a gazillion dollars?
Grace Adler : She feels working keeps her down to earth.
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Will Truman : [Knock at Door] Oh, no.
Jack McFarland : Hi, honey, I'm home. Oh, are we entertaining?
[to Rob and Ellen]
Jack McFarland : Welcome!
Will Truman : Jack, I meant to call you, but I...
Jack McFarland : Don't even - !
Grace Adler : Wait, wait. I can stay at Rob and Ellen's tonight.
Jack McFarland : No, you can't, Grace, because, apparently, you matter. How about that?
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Karen Walker : All right, honey, here you go. Guilt, be gone!
Grace Adler : Karen, I don't want a check. I want assistance. I'm the boss. I give you checks.
Karen Walker : Yes, you do, honey, and I love them. I do. You know, I keep them all right here in this box.
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Karen Walker : I'm serious, Grace, pick up the pace.
Grace Adler : I'm serious, Karen, pick up the phone.
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Karen Walker : Well, that was a little harsh.
Grace Adler : Good!
Karen Walker : Uh, yes, yes, it is! He's a bad person. Very bad.
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Patron #1 - -Henry : Hey, hey, hey, come on, you two, how's about a kiss?
Crowd : Oh, yeah! Yeah!
[Chanting]
Crowd : Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
[Will kisses Grace]
Crowd : .
Grace Adler : Nothing? Anything?
Will Truman : Sorry. Nothing. Hmm.
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Jack McFarland : Grace, did you know I was gay when you met me?
Grace Adler : My dog knew.