Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Big Vent (1999)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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Quotes 

• Jack McFarland : What do you think of my glasses? What do they say?

  Will Truman : Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

  Jack McFarland : And guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses!

• [Jack has gotten glasses] 

  Will : Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

  Jack : And men don't make passes at girls with fat asses.

• Karen : Your play stinks.

  Jack : Which pages?

  Karen : Uuuh... The ones with words on 'em?

  Karen : [reads]  "Come to me Tonga, and let us make lup lup on my house boat!"

  Jack : Karen, it's a Caribbean fantasy...

  Karen : It's a Caribbean nightmare!