Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Big Vent (1999)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Karen Walker : [Talking to Rosario over the phone]  Listen, I'm gonna need you to feed the kids and read 'em something before bedtime.

  [Pauses while Rosario responds] 

  Karen Walker : Well, I don't know, honey. Why don't you read them that book they love? "Green Eggs and I'm Hammered!"

• Karen : Your play stinks.

  Jack : Which pages?

  Karen : Uuuh... The ones with words on 'em?

  Karen : [reads]  "Come to me Tonga, and let us make lup lup on my house boat!"

  Jack : Karen, it's a Caribbean fantasy...

  Karen : It's a Caribbean nightmare!