Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Honeymoon's Over (2002)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Karen Walker : Can I have my maritini now?

  Will Truman : No! No dessert!

  Grace Adler : Will, she's hungry.

  Will Truman : Tough! She's go to learn that there are consequences to her actions. So you are going to sit there, on this couch and look at Grace's honeymoon pictures!

  Karen Walker : I HATE YOU!

  Grace Adler : Roll one - my luggage!

• Will Truman : [after waiter pours wine on him]  Why are you laughing? It's not funny!

  Elton John : [turning in his chair]  It's a little bit funny.

• Jack McFarland : [Will and Grace find Jack in disguise in a bar, worried he is in danger; Will thinks it's silly, and starts to wipe off Jack's fake mustache]  I can't believe you just did that.

  Jack McFarland : [sarcastically]  Just hand me over to the Gay Mafia, the Homo Nostra, the Don Queerleone.

  Grace Adler : That's what this is about? You're hiding?

  Jack McFarland : Yes, Toby's meeting me here. He borrowed his mother's Caprice, and he's gonna smuggle me to Oklahoma.

  Will Truman : You're going to Oklahoma?

  Jack McFarland : Yes, the matinee.