- Brian Michael Hackett: Hey Roy, let me ask you something.
- Roy Biggins: Hmm?
- Brian Michael Hackett: If you knew somebody who had... something like, I don't know, some sort of... incident in their past, what would you...
- Roy Biggins: [Suddenly on edge] What are you looking at me like that for? What did you find out? Dammit, those records were supposed to be sealed! Don't you believe in a fresh start?
- Helen Chapel Hackett: I'm trying to understand how you could love a house like that.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Ok, I admit it is a somewhat unorthodox design.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: It's a seven! Look, Joe, I could not have married a man who wants to live in a number. I could not have made that big of a mistake. Admit it. You hate it.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I don't hate it.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: You gotta hate it!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Of course, I hate it! It's a freakin' seven!