- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Morning, IRAC.
- IRAC: 'Good' is a subject assessment not substantiated by scientific evidence. Please be specific.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: He must have gotten up on the wrong side of his battery charger.
- [Eve laughs]
- Ryan: [Ryan is introducing 'Lil' to the rest of the gang] And watch out for this one: his name's Grease. Our mechanic and general handyman.
- Diana Prince: Hi.
- [shakes his hand]
- Grease: [speaking very quickly] Better looking than a set of white walls on a 54 Sedan.
- Leech: [scoffing at Caribe] You see what you get when you trust a woman?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Yeah, you get the job done.
- Diana Prince: [posing as Lil Thaxton] I get you the plans and you let me in on whatever it is you want them for. Is it a deal?
- Caribe: Obviously. It's the only kind I insist upon: I can't lose.
- Diana Prince: [Leech is locked in a closet and banging on the inside door until Diana, posing as Lil, enters] Will you please be quiet. Wonder Woman has ears like radar!
- Leech: Boy, when the heat's after you, it's after you in a big way.
- Diana Prince: Well, I can handle it, Leech, I don't get locked in closets.
- Caribe: [about to smuggle Diana into a sarcophagus] This Egyptian chamber was the great resting place for Queen Nefertiti, for thousands of years. You can enjoy the discomfort for an hour or two.
- Diana Prince: Well, Queen Nefertiti was hardly in a position to refuse.
- [first lines]
- Ryan: [on phone, to boss] I guarantee you'll like her references, Mr. Caribe. Listen.
- [to Diana:]
- Ryan: What was the take in the Houston bank?
- Diana Prince: One million two hundred thousand.
- Ryan: Nice figure.
- [softly, as he covers receiver:]
- Ryan: We won't tell him I like yours better.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [re crime boss] If he's not arrested soon, he's going to be solely responsible for the national debt.
- Diana Prince: [after he orders her to be blindfolded before leaving his hideout] I'm beginning to understand why you've never been caught, Mr. Caribe.
- Caribe: And I never will be. The next job will be my grand finale. I intend to retire with so much wealth that not a police force in the world will be able to touch me.
- Diana Prince: Got it.
- [is taken off by Tony]
- Caribe: [to his underling] Stay on her, Leech. Anything suspicious, don't bother to report. Just execute her.
- Wonder Woman: [to the guard, after putting the lasso around him] Just remember, there was no break-in, and Wonder Woman was never here.