- Kevin Arnold: Wayne, what's the matter with you?
- Wayne Arnold: None of your business, dork.
- Kevin Arnold: What, is he sick?
- Wayne Arnold: Worse.
- Jack Arnold: He got a job.
- Kevin Arnold: Oh.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It took about three hours to travel the distance from drudgery to paradise, from hard labour to summer memories. Sure, it was irresponsible, but deep down, I knew it was the smartest thing I'd ever done.
- Paul Pfeiffer: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done!
- Cara: Hey, send me a Christmas card?
- Kevin Arnold: I will.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: But I didn't. After all, when your sixteen, eight months is a lifetime. And time had moved on. For both of us.