- Joe the Bartender: The who?
- Chuck Coleman: Not 'The Who', The Rolling Stones.
- Joe the Bartender: [shakes his head] Hey, Jo?
- Dancing Woman: Hmm?
- Joe the Bartender: You got The Rolling Stones coming here?
- Dancing Woman: The who?
- Joe the Bartender: [to Chuck and the others] I reckon not.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Face it, I was a young man without a future. And not only that, I'd even forgotten the milk.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: That night, moved by the forces of teen logic, I'd stolen my Dad's car, had a run-in with the police, a fight with my friends, and an accident. All in all, it was a great evening... even if there were no Rolling Stones.