- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: As soon as we started to play, I knew something was wrong. Paul was like a man possessed
- [Paul shoots for the basket, and misses the board completely]
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Unfortunately, he was not like a man possessed of a great deal of athletic ability.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And so, one by one, I picked all the worst kids in the class. Yeah, it was crazy. But sometimes, a guy just knows what a guy's gotta do. And this was one of those times. And when I was done, I looked at them. I looked at my team, and I thought... Good God! What have I done?