- Paul Pfeiffer: She dumped me.
- Kevin Arnold: Paul, snap out of it.
- Paul Pfeiffer: She... dumped... me.
- Kevin Arnold: You wanna talk about it?
- Paul Pfeiffer: She said she needed more time with her friends. She said I was suffocating her. I thought she wanted to be suffocated.
- Winnie Cooper: [Kevin rings Winnie's doorbell. She answers]
- [smiling]
- Winnie Cooper: Kevin.
- Kevin Arnold: [smiling] Hi.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It all made sense now. I loved Winnie Cooper. And she loved me!
- Kevin Arnold: Winnie, I just want you to know that... I know. And you don't have to say anything. Just... know that I know. Okay?
- Winnie Cooper: [confused] Know what?
- Kevin Arnold: Winnie, Paul told me! And I'm glad he did.
- Winnie Cooper: Paul told you?
- Kevin Arnold: ...Well, yeah! Isn't it great?
- Winnie Cooper: [incensed] Paul told you?
- Kevin Arnold: He says you're CRAZY about me!
- [Winnie slams the door in Kevin's face]
- Kevin Arnold: [as Kevin meets Paul coming back from a date with Winnie] Paul?
- Paul Pfeiffer: Yeah?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It was time to offer my congratulations. It was the decent thing to do. It's what Mister Ed would do.
- Kevin Arnold: [Kevin tries to suggest girls for Paul to go out with to make Carla jealous] How about Alison Heath? I saw her watching you in English.
- Paul Pfeiffer: Too dumb.
- Kevin Arnold: OK. Angel Lyons. She's smart.
- Paul Pfeiffer: Her head's too oval-ish.
- Kevin Arnold: Jill Simons. She's pretty without her glasses.
- Paul Pfeiffer: She reminds me of a banana.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: So, we'd narrowed it down to no stupid, oval-headed or fruit shaped women.