Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Wound-up Penguin (2004)

Lee Pace: Aaron Tyler

Quotes 

• Darrin Tyler : Jaye-bird, sweetheart. What a nice surprise!

  Karen Tyler : [to Aaron]  Tupperware is not an eating vessel. Hi. I'm Karen Tyler.

  Sister Katrina : Sister Ka... Katrina. Just Katrina.

  Darrin Tyler : You're a nun! Well, that's fantastic.

  Sister Katrina : Ex-nun. It's just Katrina.

  Darrin Tyler : Oh.

  Aaron Tyler : [to Jaye]  You never said she was a nun.

  Sister Katrina : Ex.

• Aaron Tyler : God has to talk to people. How else would mankind know God's will?

  Jaye Tyler : That's a very good point. This is helping. Say more.

  [to Katrina] 

  Jaye Tyler : And you need to listen closely. He has a theology degree. Several, actually. How many do you need?

  Aaron Tyler : One more. Leave me alone. But just because a scripture says God's talking doesn't mean God's "talk" talking. People tend to take license with that detail. It's not always gonna be...

  [shaking an animal figurine] 

  Aaron Tyler : "Hello, Jaye."

  Jaye Tyler : Stop that.

  Aaron Tyler : Well, some folks believe that early man's gut instinct was God telling our ancestors to fight, flee, or f... fun have. Although, several prominent serial killers claim that God gave them very specific instructions.

  Sister Katrina : This isn't helping anymore.

  Jaye Tyler : [punching Aaron in the arm]  Why'd you got to the serial killer place?