Quotes
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[his friends tell Zoey, Chase and Nicole that Dustin got asked out]
Nicole Bristow : Oh my God Dustin has a girlfriend!
[his friends run]
Dustin Brooks : Yeah, thanks a lot!
Zoey Brooks : How come you didn't want me to know?
Dustin Brooks : Cause you're always buttin' into my life!
Zoey Brooks : That is so not true! Is that true?
Nicole Bristow , Chase Matthews : Yeah, it's pretty true.
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Chase Matthews : Okay, ya gotta help me.
Zoey Brooks : What you couldn't talk Tricia out of dating Dustin?
Chase Matthews : Oh, I talked Tricia right outta dating Dustin.
Zoey Brooks : Great, so what's the problem?
Dustin Brooks : [Dustin comes in] You stole my girlfriend?
Chase Matthews : Tha-that's the problem.
Zoey Brooks : You asked Tricia out?
Chase Matthews : No, gross.
Dustin Brooks : [pumping his fists] Come on Matthews, let's go, right now!
Chase Matthews : You see what you get me into?
Dustin Brooks : I'm standin' here!
Chase Matthews : I'm not gonna fight you.
Dustin Brooks : Yeah, you are!
[pulls off his shirt]
Zoey Brooks : Dustin stop acting like a freak right now.
Dustin Brooks : Alright, but you listen to me Chase Matthews, you stole my girlfriend and you're gonna pay!
[Dustin, still shirtless, puts on his backpack and leaves]
Chase Matthews : I was just threatened by a topless boy.
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Chase Matthews : You promised Dustin you wouldn't meddle in his life anymore.
Zoey Brooks : Which is why I'm not gonna.
Chase Matthews : Good.
Zoey Brooks : You are.
Chase Matthews : What...?
Zoey Brooks : You heard me. Come on, Nicole.
[drags Nicole with her and they walk away]
Chase Matthews : And my nightmare begins...
[pauses to check his watch]
Chase Matthews : ... now.
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Zoey Brooks : Just tell me what happened with Trisha?
Chase Matthews : Well, I was telling Trisha why she shouldn't date Dustin, but then she thought that I meant she should date, you know, me.
Zoey Brooks : Why would she like you?
Chase Matthews : Oh, well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.
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Chase Matthews : Zoey, we gotta talk.
Zoey Brooks : Okay, one second.
[continues to play fussball with Lola. Chase takes the ball out of the game]
Lola Martinez : Hey!
Zoey Brooks : Hey!
Lola Martinez : Give us back our fussball ball!
Zoey Brooks : Can't you just call it a fussball?
Lola Martinez : No, fussball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a fussball ball.
Zoey Brooks : Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...
Chase Matthews : I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a fussball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.