- [his friends tell Zoey, Chase and Nicole that Dustin got asked out]
- Nicole Bristow: Oh my God Dustin has a girlfriend!
- [his friends run]
- Dustin Brooks: Yeah, thanks a lot!
- Zoey Brooks: How come you didn't want me to know?
- Dustin Brooks: Cause you're always buttin' into my life!
- Zoey Brooks: That is so not true! Is that true?
- Nicole Bristow, Chase Matthews: Yeah, it's pretty true.
- Chase Matthews: Okay, ya gotta help me.
- Zoey Brooks: What you couldn't talk Tricia out of dating Dustin?
- Chase Matthews: Oh, I talked Tricia right outta dating Dustin.
- Zoey Brooks: Great, so what's the problem?
- Dustin Brooks: [Dustin comes in] You stole my girlfriend?
- Chase Matthews: Tha-that's the problem.
- Zoey Brooks: You asked Tricia out?
- Chase Matthews: No, gross.
- Dustin Brooks: [pumping his fists] Come on Matthews, let's go, right now!
- Chase Matthews: You see what you get me into?
- Dustin Brooks: I'm standin' here!
- Chase Matthews: I'm not gonna fight you.
- Dustin Brooks: Yeah, you are!
- [pulls off his shirt]
- Zoey Brooks: Dustin stop acting like a freak right now.
- Dustin Brooks: Alright, but you listen to me Chase Matthews, you stole my girlfriend and you're gonna pay!
- [Dustin, still shirtless, puts on his backpack and leaves]
- Chase Matthews: I was just threatened by a topless boy.
- Chase Matthews: You promised Dustin you wouldn't meddle in his life anymore.
- Zoey Brooks: Which is why I'm not gonna.
- Chase Matthews: Good.
- Zoey Brooks: You are.
- Chase Matthews: What...?
- Zoey Brooks: You heard me. Come on, Nicole.
- [drags Nicole with her and they walk away]
- Chase Matthews: And my nightmare begins...
- [pauses to check his watch]
- Chase Matthews: ... now.
- Logan Reese: There's no way Lola could like you.
- Michael Barret: And why not?
- Logan Reese: Because she's met me!
- Zoey Brooks: Just tell me what happened with Trisha?
- Chase Matthews: Well, I was telling Trisha why she shouldn't date Dustin, but then she thought that I meant she should date, you know, me.
- Zoey Brooks: Why would she like you?
- Chase Matthews: Oh, well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.
- Chase Matthews: Zoey, we gotta talk.
- Zoey Brooks: Okay, one second.
- [continues to play fussball with Lola. Chase takes the ball out of the game]
- Lola Martinez: Hey!
- Zoey Brooks: Hey!
- Lola Martinez: Give us back our fussball ball!
- Zoey Brooks: Can't you just call it a fussball?
- Lola Martinez: No, fussball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a fussball ball.
- Zoey Brooks: Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...
- Chase Matthews: I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a fussball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.