- Melissa Steadman: Well, I hope these will come out. Maybe I'll get that baby food account. Food for the sophisticated tot. But I don't know. You think kids will like sun-dried tomatoes? What do you say, Janey?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Give me that kid.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: I want to hear all about this guy who asked you out.
- Melissa Steadman: What guy?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: I'll let you borrow my Ann Taylor blouse.
- Melissa Steadman: You mean the one with the shoulder pads and the dried baby puke?
- Valet Parking Attendant: It's $12 for the lost ticket.
- Michael Steadman: Hey, you're not gonna get 12 cents from me until I get a chance to see. So, just, you know, hey, Hope, check your purse.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: I checked it.
- Michael Steadman: Check it again.
- Valet Parking Attendant: We don't take checks.
- Michael Steadman: Look, how long was I in there? Three minutes? You just took the damn car. What do I need a ticket for?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Honey.
- Michael Steadman: I'm okay. I'm fine. We're gonna have a really nice evening. I'm-I'm calm, I'm relaxed.
- Valet Parking Attendant, Valet Parking Attendant: $12.
- Michael Steadman: You say $12 one more time, I will burn down your houses and kill your families.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: What's his name? Does he have a name?
- Melissa Steadman: Uh, Rex. His real name's Jim, but I call him Rex. You know, "Rx" after the prescription bottle? You know, like... well, see, the pharmacist gave me his pills by mistake. I take them for cramps; I don't know what he takes them for. But I figured this is more than I've had in common with the last 300 guys I've dated, so I called him.
- Michael Steadman: So, um, just kind of?
- Gary Shepherd: Just kind of, yeah.
- Michael Steadman: Oh. Or, like, wow?
- Gary Shepherd: Wow. Wow is right.
- Michael Steadman: See, Gary, you got to understand she is my cousin. If I was any kind of a man, I would probably take you out back and shoot you. No, I wouldn't shoot you, I would kneecap you. That way, I could beat you at squash.
- Michael Steadman: We did it.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: We did it.
- Michael Steadman: We got into a movie.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: More of a film, actually.
- Michael Steadman: Mm, a powerful film.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Harrowing.
- Michael Steadman: I don't think I've ever seen life in a concentration camp captured quite so harrowingly.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Uh, you felt like you were there.
- Michael Steadman: Oh, yeah, for 4 hours and 20 minutes, you were right there.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Did you get the gum off your pants?
- Michael Steadman: Most of it.