The Sopranos (TV Series)

Moe n' Joe (2006)

Lorraine Bracco: Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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• Tony Soprano : [referring to Carmela]  I like that she has these charities and "projects" and what have you. makes her happy, keeps her busy but even in bed, she's a "million miles away"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : sounds like you want to encourage her with this house? As long as it doesn't interfere with your life?

  Tony Soprano : Carmela and me came to an "understanding" when we reconciled. I would financially "back" her spec house and she would have more of a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy towards my work and my "recreational life" outside the home

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to him being physically able to have sex]  but you told me there hasn't been much procreation since the shooting

  Tony Soprano : no and that's ok

  Tony Soprano : [intentionally changing the subject]  fuckin Janice came to me at work

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : that doesn't happen often

  Tony Soprano : well, she shops for meat there: we get it free and right away. Again, if you ever need a roast or any specialty kind of cut... please just ask. My dad used to drop us off there when he had to run errands. We'd go into the back, steal cigarettes, play house, shit like that

  Tony Soprano : [referring to when Janice recently visited him at work]  she was all upset, that I was mean to her and her husband

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : what did you say?

  Tony Soprano : what does that matter? Because she's right. I love it when I can take a shit on her and her husband. What's that about? Even when they told me Uncle Jun might need diapers, I thought about Bobby having to change them and I still get a kick out of it

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : it makes Bobby seem weak, your sister too? These are "acts of kindness"

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Janice only helps others when it only benefits her]  Janice only does "Acts of Janice", trust me

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : you two have never really gotten along

  Tony Soprano : well, not "never", she is my older sister, I thought she was pretty cool. She "gave it" back to my mother, that was some heroic shit

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : because she defended you

  Tony Soprano : please, it was every man for himself. I remember one time my parents left her in charge

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after seeing him installing]  go ahead

  Tony Soprano : well, she stood in the hallway and tape recorded me and Barbra having a fight and she held that cassette tape over my head for a month, it was fuckin extortion. Made me make her bed, get her shit

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : did she do that to Barbara too?

  Tony Soprano : [becoming irritated]  that's not the fuckin point I've been coming here what? I don't know, five years now and you still don't understand what it means to tape somebody in my family? You still don't fuckin get this?