Coupling (TV Series)
The Cupboard of Patrick's Love (2000)
Ben Miles: Patrick Maitland
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Quotes
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Steve : [the men are in the pub talking about screen nudity] Britt Ekland!
Patrick : Oh, oh, oh... Britt! Britt Ekland spells naked!
Steve : Can I just mention the film..."The Wicker Man"?
Patrick : The dance in the hotel room?
Steve : Birth of my libido!
Jeff : Mine too!
Patrick : It was on the other night. I think I taped it.
Jeff : Let's all go to Patrick's.
Steve : No, no, no! I was only six. I had seen parts of Britt Ekland I couldn't even name!
Jeff : I was seven. I didn't realize television could do that! I started watching it all day every day, just in case it did it again.
Steve : I'm with you on that one.
Jeff : My parents thought I was in love with the TV set.
Patrick : 'Cause you were watching it all the time?
Jeff : Well... yeah.
Steve : With you there,too.
Jeff : But also, I'd get aroused the moment it was switched on. You know, even if it was just the news or "Doctor Who".
Steve : Okay, not quite so with you now.
Jeff : One day... one day I lost control in front of my whole family during "Songs of Praise".
Steve : Lost control?
Jeff : Completely rubbed off the television.
Steve : Sorry... so you're telling us that, as a young child, and despite the obvious electrical dangers, you sexually assaulted the television during "Songs of Praise"?
Patrick : Is... is that what happened to your hair?