Futurama (TV Series)

A Pharaoh to Remember (2002)

David Herman: Scruffy, Osiran Slavemaster, Elton John, High Priest, Osiran, Bongo Player

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Quotes 

• Fry : Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.

  Osiran Slavemaster : That is no coincidence, for our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.

  Fry : I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.

  Osiran Slavemaster : We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel, and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

  Fry : Also, Wolfman.

• High Priest : Great wall of prophecy, reveal to us the will of God, so that we may blindly obey!

  Priests : Free us from thought and responsibility!

  High Priest : We shall read things off you!

  Priests : Then do them!

  High Priest : Your words guide us!

  Priests : We're dumb!

• High Priest : We commend the body of our great Pharaoh Hamenthotep to the abode of the damned! The damned good-looking!

  [pause] 

  High Priest : Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.

• High Priest : We hear your voice, O Great Pharaoh! Reveal yourself to us!

  Bender : [emerging from the reeds to pose as the Pharaoh]  Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!

• High Priest : The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... tents.

  Bender : [hiding in the reeds]  Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!

  Fry : Hey, I think I know who the next Pharaoh is.

  Leela : Oh, lord!