Futurama (TV Series)

I Second That Emotion (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Fry : If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him.

  Leela : I can't. I love every living creature.

  Fry : Even me?

  Leela : As a friend.

  Fry : Damn.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Now I'll simply tune it to Leela's emotional frequency.

  [Professor Farnsworth adjusts the empathy chip] 

  Bender : My God. I'm overcome with feelings. I'm experiencing a powerful yearning to... to cram my gullet full of mackerel heads.

  Dr. Zoidberg : That's me, baby.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hmmm.

  [Professor Farnsworth readjusts the chip] 

  Bender : Now I'm worried I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the same time, I feel relieved I'm cuter than her.

  Amy Wong : Uuh, that's me.

  Fry : [Whispering to Amy]  Thanks for covering.

  Bender : This time, I miss Nibbler, and I'm feeling nosy and opinionated.

  Amy Wong : Bingo.

  Hermes Conrad : That's Leela.

• Bender : Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*!

  Dr. Zoidberg : All right, I'm coming!

• Fry : Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?

  Vet Jeffrey Grant : Hmm, I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.

  Fry : He he, yeah, well, good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings.

  Vet Jeffrey Grant : He's 5.

• Leela : [as Nibbler eats]  Aw, somebody likes snouts.

  Fry : Is it me?

• Leela : I wish just once Bender could feel exactly what I feel.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Actually, through the miracle of science, that can be arranged.

  Fry : Uh-oh. Is this gonna be one of those crazy experiments that crosses a line man was not meant to cross?

  [Professor puts his index and thumb close together in the "a little" sign] 

• Bender : I'm at the end of my rope. I can't live another minute without poor, sweet Nibbler.

  Fry : Too bad he's not an alligator. Y'know, when you flush those things, they stay alive in the sewers.

  Bender : Really?

  Fry : Yep. My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one once. It's a widely believed fact.

• Inglis Raoul : Welcome to our village. It may not be Paris, but it has a certain quaint charm that I, for one, wouldn't trade for the world.

  Bender : You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

  Dwayne : Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater civilization above you!

  Leela : No. We're on top.

  Fry : Daylight and everything.

  Dwayne : Oh.

  Vyolet : It must be wonderful.

  Bender : Eh.

• Fry : So, is it true that alligators flushed down the toilet survive here?

  Inglis Raoul : No, that's just an urban legend.

  Fry : Then what are those?

  Vyolet : Crocodiles.

  Inglis Raoul : We keep them as pets, then when they grow too large, we flush them down our sub-sewer.

  Dwayne : Some say there's a freakish race of sub-mutants down there.

  Vyolet : Please. That's just a sub-urban legend.

• Fry : Wait, aren't you going to eat our brains? You're mutants.

  Dwayne : Mutants? Perhaps it is you who's the mutant!

  Vyolet : Oh, please, Dwayne! Have you looked in a mirror lately?

• Fry : Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?

  Vet : Hmm. I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.

  Fry : Hehe, yeah, well. Good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings.

  Vet : [looking at Nibbler's tooth for a split-second]  He's 5.

• Bender : Hey. What are you doing with my head?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I need to tinker in it.

  Bender : Why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?

• Fry : You guys worship an unexploded atomic bomb?

  Vyolet : Yeah, but nobody's that observant. It's mainly a Christmas and Easter thing.

• Hermes Conrad : Aw, he's holding a spoon.

  Dr. Zoidberg : He's *so* talented!

• Fry : [Lights a match in the sewer]  Aaaaah!

  Leela : What is it?

  Fry : I burned my finger.

• Fry : According to this, we're right under Park Avenue. Ooh, ritzy! Just think, this was all once a charity luncheon for the Met.

• Bender : I'm so lonely. I'm gonna go eat a bucket of ice cream.

  Fry : Spoon's in the foot powder.

• Fry : [Leela shoved him into the sewer]  Ugh, and the aftertaste!

• Fry : [in the sewer]  This display of sweetness is making me nauseous. Or maybe it's whatever that is.

• Dr. Zoidberg , Amy Wong , Hermes Conrad , Leela , Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [singing]  What is today?/ It's Nibbler's birthday/ What a day for a birthday/ Let's all have some cake.

  Fry : And you smell like one too!

• Bender : [Leela's empathy chip is affecting Bender]  Uh-oh jealousy!

  [pointing at Fry] 

  Bender : You think you're so hot!

  Fry : What?

  Bender : The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp!

  [slaps him] 

  Fry : [crying]  They're just responding to my personality!

• Bender : You think you're so hot!

  Fry : Wha-?

  Bender : The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp!

  [slaps Fry's face] 

  Fry : They're just responding to my personality!