- Kel Kimble: You're out of orange soda.
- Kenan Rockmore: That's impossible, we just put some in the refrigerator.
- Kel Kimble: Yeah, and you're out of refrigerators too.
- Kenan Rockmore: This sure is some good pizza, isn't it, Kel?
- Kel Kimble: It sure is, but it's not as good as the pizza we had four pizzas ago.
- Officer McWiggins: [Seeing Kel passed out on the floor] What's wrong with him?
- Kenan Rockmore: A lot of things. Basically, he just passed out when he found out we were robbed.