The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Barney Gumble, Sam
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Quotes
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Lenny Leonard : Hey, Simpson, I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy.
Homer : Yeah. If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr. Burns' office right now and...
Waylon Smithers : SIMPSON!
Homer : Aah!
[coughing]
Waylon Smithers : Mr. Burns wants you to march into his office right now!
Homer : Uh-oh!
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[the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence]
Marge : I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Homer : [whispering] Will that hold up in court?
Lionel Hutz : No, I've tried it.
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Dr. Nick Riviera : Bad news! Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the X-Ray. You see that dark spot there?
[putting a finger on a spot outside Bart's neck]
Dr. Nick Riviera : Whiplash.
Homer : [worried] Whiplash? Oh no.
Dr. Nick Riviera : And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No, that's trauma!
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Lionel Hutz : [giving Bart his business card] Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Homer : Ooh, classy!