The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lemon of Troy (1995)
Hank Azaria: Professor Frink, Future Man #2, Shelbyville Milhouse, Shelbyville Manhattan, Kirk Van Houten, Lemonade Kid's Big Brother, Shelbyville Nelson, Shelbyvillian #3, Shelby's Dad
Quotes
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Homer : That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it!
Shelby's Dad : Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer : Stupider like a fox!
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Jebediah Springfield : People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan : Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield : I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan : Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield : Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan : I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
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Shelby's Dad : Don't you get it, Springfield? It's over. You lose. Now, if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
[He bites into a lemon and tries to keep a straight face]