The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lemon of Troy (1995)
Harry Shearer: First Future Man, Jebediah Springfield, Ned Flanders, Shelbyvillian #1, Shelbyville Grampa
Quotes
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Shelbyville Grampa : And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
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Ned Flanders : Pardon me, neighbourinos. Some of our boys are lost in your town. You wouldn't have happenned to see them, by any chance?
Shelbyvillian #1 : Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian #2 : Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.
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Jebediah Springfield : People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan : Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield : I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan : Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield : Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan : I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
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Bart : Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
Ned Flanders : Yes, eat all of our shirts!