The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (1997)

Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• TV Announcer : It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic.

  Krusty the Clown : Hey! Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo theater and...

  [notices a big sign behind him] 

  Krusty the Clown : "KKK"? That's not good.

  [laughs nervously, then people from the audience start shouting, throwing food and glass bottles] 

• Rainer Wolfcastle : [singing]  Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

• Principal Skinner : [Jimbo and Skinner are dressed as Oliver Twist and Mr. Bumble, respectively]  Boy for sale! Boy for sale!

  Jimbo : Is this legal, man?

  Principal Skinner : Only here, and in Mississippi.

• Marge Simpson : Shary, you did the best you could, but you can't change this family, and neither can I. From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride.

  Shary Bobbins : But haven't I taught you people anything?

  Homer Simpson : Nope.

  Lisa Simpson : No.

  Bart Simpson : Nope.

  Marge Simpson : No.

  Shary Bobbins : So you like it this way?

  Homer Simpson : Indubitably!

  [singing] 

  Homer Simpson : Around the house/I never lift a finger/As a husband and father, I'm sub-par/I'd rather drink a beer than win Father of the Year/I'm happy with things the way they are.

  Lisa Simpson : I'm getting used to never getting noticed.

  Bart Simpson : I'm stuck here 'til I can steal a car.

  Marge Simpson : The house is still a mess/And I'm going bald from stress.

  Marge Simpson , Homer Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : But we're happy just the way we are!

  Ned Flanders : They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor.

  Homer Simpson : Shut up, Flanders.

  Ned Flanders : Okely-dokely-do.

  Shary Bobbins : Don't think it's sour grapes/But you're all a bunch of apes/And so I must be leaving you.

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : [watching her fly away]  Goodbye, Shary Bobbins!

  Marge Simpson : Thanks for everything!

  Barney : So long, Superman!

• Lisa Simpson : Oh, Shary Bobbins, this is ever so much fun.

  Bart Simpson : With you, every day is Guy Fawkes Day!

  Montgomery Burns : Bah, humbug.

  Shary Bobbins : Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.

  Montgomery Burns : Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... ooh! Look at it fly! Whee! Look at me, Smithers! I feel practically superduperfragicalicexpiala...

  [storm clouds form and he's electrocuted by a bolt of lightning] 

  Montgomery Burns : do... ohhhh! Ooh. What's this strange sensation in my chest?

  Waylon Smithers : [feeling his chest]  I think your heart's beating again.

  Montgomery Burns : Ooh. That takes me back. God bless you, Shary Bobbins.