Arrested Development (TV Series)
Development Arrested (2006)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
Quotes
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Tobias Fünke : I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea...
Michael : [quickly interrupting] I like hot sailors.
Tobias Fünke : Me too.
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Michael : Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way?
Gob Bluth : He came by the yacht, gave me this shiner.
Michael : He hit you? What for?
Gob Bluth : You know teenagers. Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating.
Michael : Who are you dating?
Gob Bluth : Ann.
Michael : Her?
Gob Bluth : Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything. I was like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me." You know, just build up the little guy's self-esteem.
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Lindsay Bluth Fünke : It's fine for you to say "Don't sell," but I'm going to be 40 in three years, you know?
Michael : You know, being twins, our birthdays are pretty close to one another.
Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Yeah, but a 40-year-old woman has as much a chance of getting married as does of getting attacked by a shark.
Buster : [Shrieks] Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say "seal."
Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Or a seal.
Buster : Oh, God!