- [Amy is sitting with herself from an alternate universe]
- Amy Wong 1: The Professor was right! You are evil... and SHAL-LOW!
- Amy Wong A: I am NOT evil!
- Fry: Whatever is in that box, it's the only thing I ever wanted.
- Dr. Zoidberg: In my experience, boxes are usually empty, or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And one time, pepperoni. What a day that was!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [while in a parallel universe, watching two Leelas fight] Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
- [the lab is collapsing]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan, you owe me!
- Hermes Conrad: Like my grammy always said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself. God rest her zombie bones.
- Turanga Leela 1: Fine, you be crummy Universe "A", and we'll be Universe "1".
- Philip J. Fry 1: Yeah, or the Mongooses, that's a good team name. "The Fighting Mongooses."
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth A: You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home. Where's that blue box with our universe in it?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1: Oh, you'd like to get to back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth A: Nonsense. I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1: Wha...?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth A: You heard me!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1: [Asked about removing his own brain] Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out!
- Philip J. Fry 1: One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie, and we were married.
- Leela: Ooh!
- Fry: One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!