- Sookie St. James: [Freaking out about her Valentine's Day menu at the inn] You're not listening!
- Lorelai Gilmore: I am too.
- Sookie St. James: Then what am I saying?
- Lorelai Gilmore: No idea.
- Sookie St. James: How long have we been married?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Nine years?
- Lorelai Gilmore: [after receiving a massage] Oh wow, I was like in a zen trance, totally somewhere else.
- Rory Gilmore: Me too, I was in Greece. Where were you?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Bergdorf Goodman.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Now, what else, what else, what else? The first people on the island of Martha's Vineyard were Indians. Of the Wampanoag tribe. This tribe still makes up a large part of the town originally called Gayhead. Hmm. Figures. The Indians survived poverty and disease, then get stuck living in a place called Gayhead.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Huh. I wonder if there's a connection between the shape of lighthouses, ferries, spermaceti and Gayhead.
- [She laughs and slaps her knee]
- Bill: And Professor Wallace wants a correction to the interview we printed with him. He wants to clarify that he in fact referred to his department's problems with the advisory board as a quote 'us and them thing' unquote.
- Rory Gilmore: What did we print?
- Bill: S&M thing.
- Rory Gilmore: Huh, that's kind of funny.