The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror III (1992)
Hank Azaria: House of Evil Owner, Man Disposing of Body, Doll Repairman, Sailor #1, Carl, Tribal Leader, Pilot #2, Wedding Usher, Spirit #2, Zombie Groans, Zombie #1, Zombie DJ #2, Returning Zombie #2, John Smith '1882'
Quotes
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Shopkeeper : [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer : Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper : But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer : That's good.
Shopkeeper : The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer : That's bad.
Shopkeeper : But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer : That's good!
Shopkeeper : The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper : ...That's bad.
Homer : Can I go now?
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Homer : Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper : We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread... we also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt"!
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Doll Repairman : [KrustyCo repairman checks the back of the Krusty doll] Yep. Here's your problem. Someone set this thing to evil.