America's Got Talent (2006– )

Heidi Klum: Self - Judge, Self

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• Jack the Whipper : For this last trick, I was going to use Howie, but Howie's not here, so I'm just going to do this trick on myself.

  Terry Crews : [from the wings]  Use Simon!

  Jack the Whipper : Simon scares me.

  Heidi Klum : But he just buzzed you!

• Heidi Klum : Why are they booing him?

  Howie Mandel : He's the devil.

  Heidi Klum : Why does the devil get booed?

  Howie Mandel : A lot of people don't like him.

• Heidi Klum : Why doesn't Howie have his shirt off too?

  Howie Mandel : I have no nipples.

• Heidi Klum : Terry, we're late because Simon just took off and left us.

  Simon Cowell : I left them because they stole my bike.

  Terry Crews : It's time somebody did!