America's Got Talent (2006– )

Mark Krenik: Simon Cowell

Quotes 

• Simon Cowell : It was everything, it was dancing and you set yourself on fire and you nearly got your head chopped off, all in two minutes, God only knows what you would've done next.

• Howie Mandel : [Simon's in the middle of a knife throwing act]  Probably safer than riding a bike.

  Simon Cowell : [wide eyed]  Howie, shut up!

• Simon Cowell : We've never judged a cow who played the drums before, so that was unexpected.

• Simon Cowell : [to Dance Fusion, 2 dance companies from Japan]  When we first started this show, I thought maybe we'd get a cat that dances with a balloon or something, and now, *Japan*'s Got Talent.

• Heidi Klum : Terry, we're late because Simon just took off and left us.

  Simon Cowell : I left them because they stole my bike.

  Terry Crews : It's time somebody did!