- Kevin Kinkirk: I'm going to give them money for a hotel for a week, and you're going to get them in a more permanent place.
- Lucy Camden: I love you.
- Kevin Kinkirk: I'm not doing this for them. I'm doing this so I can relax, and I can't relax until you relax, and you won't relax unless they get settled. Then, I can relax. See what a selfish jerk I am?
- [Mr. Feinstein is playing a Gershwin song on the piano]
- Hiphop Fan: Ey yo, come on man! This is only supposed to be detention, not torture!