How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Best Prom Ever (2006)

David Burtka: Scooter

Quotes 

• Scooter : You're, you're breaking up with me?

  Lily : There's still so much I want to do. I want to travel, live overseas as an artist, maybe have a lesbian relationship. Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain.

  Scooter : I can't believe this. I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain.

• Scooter : So big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in!

  Lily : Oh, disco! I am so happy for you.

  Scooter : You mean happy for us, right, babe?

  Lily : Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.

  Scooter : No, baby. *We're* gonna be an umpire someday.