How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Best Prom Ever (2006)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin : I never thought this would be a bad thing, but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough.

• Sean : Hey, uh, you ladies want something to take the edge off?

  [Passes over a flask] 

  Robin : Yeah, what the hell? It's prom.

  [Drinks] 

  Robin : That tastes like cough syrup.

  Sean : Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. Um, our fake IDs say we're only 20. We didn't realize it till after we bought them.

  Robin : Nerds who aren't good at math? Life's going to be rough, boys.

• Barney : [When Robin and Lily show him their prom outfits]  You look so classy and nice. You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.

  Lily : Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band, 'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, 'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, and we still don't have...

  Robin : Shh. Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.

• Ted : So how was your first prom?

  Robin : You tell me. I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight, and I kissed a girl.

  Ted : So, basically, it was a prom.

• Robin : Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way. Not even in an I-forgive-you way. Just in an I've-missed-you way.

  Ted : I'll take what I can get.