NewsRadio (TV Series)

Bitch Session (1996)

Vicki Lewis: Beth

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• Beth : Presenting "Dave the Insane Maniac," a play in one act, by Beth and Bill.

  [Bill walks in on his knees, holding a coffee mug] 

  Beth : Hello, Dave.

  Bill : [High-pitched voice]  Hello, employee. You look miserable and oppressed.

  Beth : I am. We can't take taxicabs home anymore.

  Bill : Excelent! That's good news to me. You see, I'm from Wis-cahn-sin, where taxicabs are feared and hunted for the delicious meat under their hoods.

  Beth : Comedy...

  Bill : Or tragedy?

  Beth , Bill : You be the judge.

• Matthew Brock : [after Bill scares him and he almost spills his coffee]  Nice try, Bill, but you have to wake up pretty early in the morning to...

  Beth : Matthew, do you have the time?

  Matthew Brock : Yeah, it's...

  [Looks at his watch, accidentally spilling his coffee all over his shirt] 

• Lisa Miller : Anyway, I think Dave looks cute in that suit.

  Beth : Oh yeah, almost just like a real grown-up.

  Lisa Miller : No, he really does. He looks like he just stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting... First Day At Bible College.