Hillary Gold: What's your problem?
Mike Gold: My stupid book report is due tomorrow and this book is like 300 pages.
Hillary Gold: Hey, I read this book when I was in your grade.
Mike Gold: Really? Can you tell me about it?
Hillary Gold: I can do better than that. I think I still have my book report on it.
Mike Gold: Oh. heh, no thanks. I think I can fail on my own.
Hillary Gold: I'm pretty sure I got a 'B' on it.
Mike Gold: Really. Were you sleeping with your teacher?
Hillary Gold: [offended] No. And if I was, I would've gotten an 'A'.