Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Rhyme and Punishment (1992)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• Penfold : Would you like to read the masterpiece that will be the talk of the publishing world for years to come?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, I can hardly wait!

  [takes the piece of paper from Penfold] 

  Danger Mouse : Ah, right.

  [clears throat to start reading] 

  Danger Mouse : Ah. Once upin a tone, There was a white moose who ligged in a red pillar bog with his f-friend, who was a homster. Allistair Maclain eat your heart out.

• Danger Mouse : [during freefall]  Steady Penfold, steady, there's nothing to be afraid of. You can't come to any harm when you're falling.

  Penfold : Oh, can't you? Are you sure?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, possitive.

  Penfold : Oh, oh good.

  Danger Mouse : It's the landing part you have to worry about.

• Danger Mouse : Good grief, Penfold, you actually beat me.

  Penfold : I know, I couldn't lose.

  Danger Mouse : Really, why not?

  Penfold : Because the pen is mightier than the bored.

  Danger Mouse : Oh, good grief...

• Penfold : I'm off to get a fruit and nutcake, DM

  Danger Mouse : Yes, well it will take one to know one.