The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart of Darkness (1994)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Scratchy, George Meany, Ned Flanders, Ravi Shankar
Quotes
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Bart : [the night after Bart hears a woman scream from Flanders's house, Bart sees Flanders digging a hole in his backyard]
Bart : This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation!
Ned Flanders : I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
Bart : Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
Ned Flanders : I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
Bart : If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.
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Krusty : Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Krusty's out of here for the summer. In the meantime, we'll be running
[groans]
Krusty : "Klassic Krusty".
[Cut to Krusty episode that first aired on February 6th, 1961]
Krusty : Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements
George Meaney : It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty
Krusty : Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?
George Meaney : Well that depends what you mean by "crisis"...