- Danger Mouse: We've got to act quickly.
- Penfold: Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, I did...
- Penfold: [speaking very quickly indeed] To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...
- Danger Mouse: Penfold?
- Penfold: - to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
- Danger Mouse: Penfold?
- Penfold: Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles,
- [DM sighs loudly]
- Penfold: And by opposing...
- Danger Mouse: Penfold?
- Penfold: What?
- Danger Mouse: Shush!
- Penfold: Oh 'eck.
- Danger Mouse: There's all sorts of animals in the undergrowth.
- Penfold: Oh, 'ech, this is worse than a week with David Attenborough.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London, home of Dr. L. Witworth-Nut, inventor of the once piece jigsaw and the inflatable anchor. And home too, in Mayfair's smartest pillarbox of the world's smartest secret agent.
- Danger Mouse: [after an exhausting exchange with Colonel K] Hmpf! Who needs adventures when they can talk to Colonel K?
- Danger Mouse: Listen, have you seen anyone else here, another traveler?
- Hippie Snake: Little bloke?
- Danger Mouse: Yes.
- Hippie Snake: Wearing specs?
- Danger Mouse: Yes.
- Hippie Snake: Thin on top, collar sticking up, semi-detached eyebrows?
- Danger Mouse: Yes, that's the one.
- Hippie Snake: No, haven't seen him. You could try the Cave of Blood, though, he might have beaten you to it.
- Danger Mouse: Good grief.