- Marie Barone: What we do in our bedroom is our own business, and I prefer not to be known as the whore of Lynbrook.
- Frank Barone: We can move from Lynbrook.
- Frank Barone: I don't care. If it's out in the open it's out in the open. Twice a week!
- Marie Barone: What are you doing? Don't lie like that Frank.
- Frank Barone: Who's lying? Come on Marie, I got a reputation. Word of mouth is everything in this business!
- Debra Barone: What's this?
- Debra Barone: It's a guidebook on how to talk to your kids about sex.
- Marie Barone: Why?
- Debra Barone: Actually, Ally's already starting to ask questions.
- Marie Barone: Really?
- Debra Barone: Yeah.
- Marie Barone: Well, may I ask what's going on around here that she needs to ask questions?
- Debra Barone: What? Nothing.
- Marie Barone: You know, they make robes that cover up a person.
- Debra Barone: What?
- Marie Barone: Yes, with a zipper.
- Debra Barone: You know, I have to get back to my laundry.
- Marie Barone: No no, I'm really serious, Debra. Why would you want to introduce a subject matter of this kind to an innocent child?
- Debra Barone: Listen, you should be happy we're taking care of this, because eventually, she might ask you a question.
- Marie Barone: But I'm her grandmother.
- Debra Barone: Yes, but you're a person. You're a woman.
- Marie Barone: I don't like this, Debra.
- Debra Barone: She might ask about you and Grandpa.
- Marie Barone: Well, if she does, I will change the subject and give her a cookie.
- Debra Barone: Is that what you do when Grandpa aks?