M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Abyssinia, Henry (1975)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Henry Blake : [Klinger is standing at attention in a tacky Carmen Miranda outfit] Klinger, that outfit might just get you that Section 8.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : I made it just for this occasion, sir. I was in such a hurry, I didn't get the back zipped.
Henry Blake : I'll do it.
[Klinger spins around]
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : Up, sir.
[Blake zips it; Klinger spins back around and snaps to attention]
Henry Blake : There you go, soldier.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : Sir, I have a picture of me. Would you carry it in your wallet?
Henry Blake : Your pink evening gown.
Cprl. Maxwell Klinger : I knew it was your favorite, sir.