Danger Mouse (TV Series)

A Dune with a View (1992)

Terry Scott: Penfold, Mrs. Penge

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Quotes 

• Penfold : [stuck inside a sandstorm]  Help! I'm being attacked by something with huge, flapping wings!

  Danger Mouse : Those are my ears, Penfold. And kindly get down from my head.

  Penfold : Yes, chief.

• Penfold : Look, DM. a signpost!

  Danger Mouse : Yes, it may point to the way out of the desert.

  Danger Mouse : [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld]  Good grief, we're in a minefield!

  Penfold : [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld]  Good grief, we're in a minefield!

• Danger Mouse : A thousand salams, oh dweller of the desert sands.

  Penfold : And a couple of slices of liver sausage from me, too.

  Danger Mouse : [quietly]  Salam, Penfold, salam. Not salami.

  Arab : Salutations, white waverer. May the camel of misfortune never give you the hump.

  Danger Mouse : Hmm. And may the space between your toes never get clogged with sand.

  Danger Mouse : [turns to his assistant]  Penfold?

  Penfold : Eh, yes chief?

  Danger Mouse : [quietly]  It's customary to say something polite in greeting.

  Penfold : Oh, ehm... may your yashmack stay waterproof and your camel lumpy.

  Danger Mouse : [quieter still]  Oh, honestly, Penfold...

  Arab : Oh, you honor me, short goggled one. Would you like to rest, have a date maybe, hm?

  [holds up a date to eat] 

  Penfold : Oh, eh, no thank you, I'm just hopeless with girls.

  Danger Mouse : Penfold, shush.

  Penfold : Yes, but I am, I can't help it!