My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Didn't Pay Taxes (2006)
Ethan Suplee: Randy Hickey
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Quotes
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Randy Hickey : I don't know why people complain about his asbestos stuff.
[inhales deeply]
Randy Hickey : it doesn't smell so bad.
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Randy Hickey : There's no water in the water tower. Why don't they just call it a tower.
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Joy : I don't know why you're having so much trouble. I mean they're all the time taking money from me. Just last week I paid twenty dollars for speeding in a school zone.
Randy Hickey : Hey, you paid seventy-five for that Earl. How come you only paid twenty dollars?
Joy : Cause I brushed my license against his nobby when I handed it to him.
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Earl Hickey : [Randy crashed his moped] You all right?
Randy Hickey : Yeah. Stupid pothole tripped me.
[to pothole]
Randy Hickey : Why don't you look where you're goin'!
Earl Hickey : Randy, why don't you sit down for a minute?
Randy Hickey : I am sittin'.
[pause]
Randy Hickey : Oh.
[sits down]
Randy Hickey : When did you grow a moustache?
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Randy Hickey : Hey, I know! You paint a big fake train tunnel on the rock outside of town. You get fined for that, plus maybe coyotes would run into it.
Darnell Turner : Or roadrunners.
Randy Hickey : That'd be funny.
Darnell Turner : Beep! Beep!
Randy Hickey : Yeah. Beep! Beep!
Darnell Turner : Beep! Beep!
Randy Hickey : Beep! Beep!
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Randy Hickey : I spy with my little eye....
Earl Hickey : Is it the candy bar again?
Randy Hickey : Yeah.