Joel Brooks: Dr. Joel Lieber

Quotes 

• Dr. Joel Lieber : [about Mike]  This is a very difficult thing for a therapist to tell a parent about their child...

  Vicky Gold : Oh, God!

  Dave Gold : What, he's sick? He's really sick?

  Dr. Joel Lieber : Actually, the clinical term is, "Big ****ing Liar."

• Vicky Gold : [about Mike]  You know, between his sleeping and his moods, and that note, you know, we're just very concerned, Doctor. And I'm not one of those parents that, you know, overreacts, but he turned down chocolate-chip pancakes.

  Dr. Joel Lieber : Well, I don't consider therapy overreacting, I just think it's good parenting.

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  Dr. Joel Lieber : Plus, all I need is one more manic depressive or schizophrenic and I can afford to re-landscape.