Kathleen Noone: Aunt Shelley

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• Aunt Shelley : Larry, is that you? It's me, your mom.

  Larry : Huh?

  Aunt Shelley : Well, Vicky has two kids: Mike and Hillary

  Larry : No. I'm the middle child. I'm Larry.

  Aunt Shelley : Oh, Larry. You're my son. Dave and Vicky took you away from me because I was insane.

  [reaches out for a hug] 

  Larry : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Aunt Shelley : I'm not his mother. I'm just screwing with him. Serves them right for not coming to visit me.