Kyle Sullivan: Larry Gold

Quotes 

• Aunt Shelley : Larry, is that you? It's me, your mom.

  Larry : Huh?

  Aunt Shelley : Well, Vicky has two kids: Mike and Hillary

  Larry : No. I'm the middle child. I'm Larry.

  Aunt Shelley : Oh, Larry. You're my son. Dave and Vicky took you away from me because I was insane.

  [reaches out for a hug] 

  Larry : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Aunt Shelley : I'm not his mother. I'm just screwing with him. Serves them right for not coming to visit me.

• Larry : Hey, Mike just told me he's going to therapy.

  Mike Gold : Yeah, so?

  Larry : So, if there's anyone in this family who should be going to therapy, it's me. I'm the middle child, I'm neurotic, I'm the one with the horrible social skills. How many cries for help do you need?