- Peggy Hill: Did having a girl on the team ruin the Supreme Court?
- Hank Hill: Yes, and that girl's name was Earl Warren.
- Kahn: Congratulations, you follow trail of clues that start with same last name. Where did you get this guy, Scotland Yard?
- Khan 'Connie' Souphanousinphone Jr.: Dad, maybe being on the wrestling team can help me get into Harvard. Remember how disappointed you were with my application essay? You said my first draft lacked life experience.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: She right. Connie play violin, sculpt with metal, and speak 3 languages, but what set her apart?
- Kahn: I thought being smart person in Texas set her apart.
- Bill Dauterive: I'm all for ladies wrestling, 'cept when they do it in puddin'. That's just demeaning to the human beings who make puddin'.
- Dale Gribble: Wrestlin' a girl, that's a tough one, Bobby. If you win, you get the shame of having beat up a girl. If you lose, you better hope she snaps your neck. That's the quickest way.
- Boomhauer: Yeah man, dang ol' danged if you do, danged if you don't, man.
- Hank Hill: Son, I know everyone's been fillin' your head with crazy stuff, but I just want you to know this: Connie killed your frog.