- [Dale thinks his son is an alien]
- Dale Gribble: You're like E.T... Only he was a purebred alien with a heart of gold. You're only part alien, and at times can be self-absorbed.
- Dale Gribble: Well okay, son, just be more careful where you're aimin'. Bill wasn't standin' there, you woulda hit Hank's truck.
- Peggy Hill: You're only his godfather. You are not supposed to take over for Dale until he is gunned down by federal agents.