King of the Hill (TV Series)

Sleight of Hank (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : And now, for my next miracle, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers.

  Peggy Hill , Hank : NO!

• Hank : I don't like magicians, don't trust 'em.

  Bill Dauterive : Ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear.

  Hank : Shame on him!

• Hank : [in horror]  You painted Clouds?

  Bobby Hill : White puffy clouds!

• Hank : Peggy, Peggy come here quick I think I figured it out!

  Peggy Hill : Alright, how's it done?

  Hank : Get in the box, you'll see.

  Peggy Hill : But, why can't you just tell me?

  Hank : Please

  [imitating the magician] 

  Hank : for my next trick, I need a beautiful womans.

  Peggy Hill : Well, alright.

  Hank : [Peggy gets inside the crate and Hank drills it shut]  I have sealed the box.

  Peggy Hill : Ok, now what?

  Hank : Now you tell me how that trick was done.