- Bobby Hill: And now, for my next miracle, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers.
- Peggy Hill, Hank: NO!
- Hank: I don't like magicians, don't trust 'em.
- Bill Dauterive: Ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
- Hank: Shame on him!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: [Nancy and John Redcorn arrive at a fancy magic themed restaurant] Oh shug, this place is perfect, no one will ever spot us in this dump
- John Redcorn: Uh, maybe you should take your hands out of my jeans now
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Shug, what is the matter you're so...
- [gasps]
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: oh my god it's Dale!
- John Redcorn: [Dale and everyone else pop out to wish Nancy a happy birthday] Happy birthday baby
- Dale Gribble: [to Nancy] Happy birthday baby!
- [kisses her]
- Dale Gribble: Nice work John Redcorn she didn't suspect a thing
- [to Nancy]
- Dale Gribble: You are so clueless!
- [laughs]
- Hank: Peggy, Peggy come here quick I think I figured it out!
- Peggy Hill: Alright, how's it done?
- Hank: Get in the box, you'll see.
- Peggy Hill: But, why can't you just tell me?
- Hank: Please
- [imitating the magician]
- Hank: for my next trick, I need a beautiful womans.
- Peggy Hill: Well, alright.
- Hank: [Peggy gets inside the crate and Hank drills it shut] I have sealed the box.
- Peggy Hill: Ok, now what?
- Hank: Now you tell me how that trick was done.