Charlotte Francis: Sam

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Sam : What're you watching?

  Jo : The tape from the dating agency.

  Sam : Ah, cool. Can I watch? I want to see all those saddoes.

  Jo : They are not saddoes.

  Sam : I bet they are: "Hellooo, my name is Colin and I'm a computer programmer."

  Jo : So I'm a saddo, am I?

  Sam : No, of course not. You're desperate.

  Jo : Why Satan chose me to bear his daughter I do not know.

• [last lines] 

  Sam : I've been thinking about what you said yesterday. You know, about going on dates.

  Jo : Oh, right.

  Sam : And I asked some of my friends what they thought you should do.

  Jo : That was very thoughtful of you.

  Sam : Two of the boys thought you should go out with the woman. They thought it sounded interesting.

  Jo : Yes, well, that's boys for you.

  Sam : And one of the girls asked if you would go out with her granddad, 'cause he's all alone too, but he's got no teeth and his breath smells so I don't think that was a good idea.

  Jo : No, right.

  Sam : I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I reckon that if you want to go on some dates, then you should.

  Jo : As it happens, I've been doing a lot of thinking today. And you know what I've decided? Come on, let's go to Dunkin' Donuts.

  Sam : Yes!