Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Kicker (2001)

Peter Boyle: Frank Barone

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• Gary : Frank, you're telling me that Ron Fernandez doesn't deserve the ball?

  Frank Barone : Who the hell is Ron Fernandez?

  Gary : The player who kicked the field goal.

  Frank Barone : Well, his money's as good as anyone else's.

• Frank Barone : What do you want?

  Ray Barone : Look, I tried a lot of different things to get you to do what's right. I was even gonna publish an article about you, but some people thought it would screw up our family harmony. So I'm gonna try somethin' else.

  Frank Barone : Family harmony?

  Ray Barone : Yeah, I don't know.

• Frank Barone : You should've seen it. It was a rocket. I got my hands ready for it.

  Robert Barone : By dumping his nachos somewhere.

  Frank Barone : It came towards me everyone was trying to get their mitts on it, but I put the moves on all of them. I jumped over a guy.

  Robert Barone : You pushed a kid outta the way.

  Frank Barone : I jumped over a guy. It was coming in high I had to stretch for it I could get only one hand on it, but that was enough. I brought that piggy right down into my chest. Hello, little piggy.

  Robert Barone : And then he went, "Whee-whee-whee," all the way home.

  Frank Barone : It was the biggest moment ever in Hofstra history, and I have it. You should have heard the crowd chanting for me.

  Robert Barone : [chanting]  "Give it back, jerk! Give it back, jerk!"